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Thu, Aug 30 2012 21:57:24

The Five Stages of Watching Clint Eastwood Address a Chair on Live National TV

1. Denial.

  1. cnnbrk
    CNN Breaking News@cnnbrk
    Clint Eastwood puts on #RNC show, asking questions of Obama, represented by empty chair. #CNNelections
    Thu, Aug 30 2012 19:07:50
  2. moviesbybowes
    Danny Bowes@moviesbybowes
    What the fuck is Clint talking about?
    Thu, Aug 30 2012 19:08:14
  3. MattDentler
    Matt Dentler@MattDentler
    Clint Eastwood is performing a stage version of FIGHT CLUB. #RNC
    Thu, Aug 30 2012 19:09:39
  4. roddreher
    Rod Dreher@roddreher
    I love me some Clint Eastwood, but this is kind of Grampa Simpson-y.
    Thu, Aug 30 2012 19:07:55
  5. EriktheMovieman
    Erik Childress@EriktheMovieman
    Kirk Douglas was more clear and lucid on stage at the 2010-11 Oscars. #RNC #Clinteastwood
    Thu, Aug 30 2012 19:07:42
  6. christine5512
    Christine D'Amato@christine5512
    Seriously, what the fuck are you talking about, Clint Eastwood.
    Thu, Aug 30 2012 19:08:58
  7. 2. Anger.
  8. GoldAdam
    Adam Gold@GoldAdam
    Worst. Ventriloquist. Ever. #dirtyharry #RNC
    Thu, Aug 30 2012 19:08:51
  9. colsonwhitehead
    colson whitehead@colsonwhitehead
    Worse than that endless chase sequence at the end of "Coogan's Bluff." :(
    Thu, Aug 30 2012 19:09:57
  10. scottrenshaw
    Scott Renshaw@scottrenshaw
    Clint forgot to bring Ahmed the Dead Terrorist on stage with him.
    Thu, Aug 30 2012 19:09:14
  11. jeff_mccloud
    Jeff Mccloud@jeff_mccloud
    Amazingly Clint seems to be attacking Obama from the left.
    Thu, Aug 30 2012 19:09:38
  12. nathanrabin
    Nathan Rabin@nathanrabin
    When did the Republicans become Dadaists?
    Thu, Aug 30 2012 19:11:14
  13. 3. Bargaining.
  14. susanorlean
    Susan Orlean@susanorlean
    Please tell me this is a joke. #clinteastwood #chair
    Thu, Aug 30 2012 21:31:04
  15. andrespalencia
    Andres Palencia@andrespalencia
    I would give a million dollars for the raw footage of crowd reactions during Clint Eastwood's one-man 3 voices performance. #RNC2012
    Thu, Aug 30 2012 20:34:33
  16. 4. Depression.
  17. ebertchicago
    Roger Ebert@ebertchicago
    Clint, my hero, is coming across as sad and pathetic. He didn't need to do this to himself. It's unworthy of him.
    Thu, Aug 30 2012 19:13:18
  18. shivvy
    Matt Shiv@shivvy
    Clint, this is some surrealist Andy Kaufman shit. #RNC2012
    Thu, Aug 30 2012 19:10:10
  19. JamesGunn
    James Gunn@JamesGunn
    Shit. The maniac who directed Hereafter spoke at the GOP convention tonight, instead of the genius who directed Unforgiven.
    Thu, Aug 30 2012 19:36:53
  20. nathanrabin
    Nathan Rabin@nathanrabin
    This Clint Eastwood interrogates invisible Obama bit feels like the world's worst SNL skit.
    Thu, Aug 30 2012 19:10:38
  21. joe_hill
    Joe Hill@joe_hill
    a lot of people are laffin it up but the idea that clint is having a weird dismal moment on stage hurts my heart.
    Thu, Aug 30 2012 19:18:42
  22. H_Town_Teacher
    Jack Young@H_Town_Teacher
    @joe_hill Why, Clint, why?!
    Thu, Aug 30 2012 19:24:41
  23. 5. Acceptance.
  24. notjessewalker
    Jesse Walker@notjessewalker
    This is the part where Hilary Swank sneaks onstage and mercy-kills him.
    Thu, Aug 30 2012 19:11:46

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