Who's your daddy now, Luke? Disney + Star Wars = Merry mashups
Our readers have been mixing and matching highlights from the Disney and Star Wars universes, just like the rest of the Internet. Where do you stand on this newly minted connection, and how do you feel about a Star Wars 7? Here's how people are combining the pair.
-- When You Wish Upon a Death Star.
-- Finding Greedo.
-- Song of the Sith.
-- Lando and the Tramp.
-- Snow White and the Seven Droids.
-- The Princess Leia Diaries.
-- Emperor Palpatine's New Groove.
-- The Wookiee.
-- Beauty and the Boba Fett.
-- Lilo & Sith.
-- The Fox and the Han Solo.
-- Droid Story.
-- Jabba the Pooh.
-- Bambi Wan Kenobi.
-- Chitty Chitty Death Star.
-- That's So Vader.
Just some of the movie titles Disney is thinking!
Selena Gomez plays the part of Haniea Solo; the daughter of Han and Leia. While attending High School, she is bullied by The Mean Girls, whose leader stars Miley Cyrus, encouraged by her nasty mother with the substance abuse problem, played by Lindsay Lohan. Haniea has no clue about her true inner powers and is love with the school's superstar jock, played by Zac Effron. Out of nowhere appears a mentor for the young Haniea, to teach her about the force, played by Dean Jones. But The Mean Girls are relentless in their bullying, egged on by an evil spirit played by Brittany Spears in a cameo appearance. The Mean Girls stuff the ballot box to get Haniea elected as Prom Queen, alongside Prom King Effron. In the apocalyptic final scene at the prom, The Mean Girls dump Ton-Ton blood onto the head of Haniea while she is on the stage in front of the entire class. Her anger immediately propels her into the dark side, where her control of the force enables her to lock all the doors and burn the all the attendees to death. She then steals a spaceship and uses it's weapons to zap everyone in her town. At the end of the apocalyptic scene you see Lohan and Spears, both with the Silver Spoon of the Dark Side dangling from their chains, running away with their hair on fire. With her blood lust sated, Haniea flies away to look for a crew for her new ship, to smuggle and do whatever jobs necessary just to keep flying.
Written By: Joss Whedon and Stephen King
Directed by: Joss Whedon and Steven Spielberg
Soundtrack by: Justin Bieber and Alice Cooper.
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