I am almost positive that Day One, President Romney would institute the Sarlacc Pit for those who displease him. #StarWarsCampaign
.@GailSimone President Obama refuses to release results of latest midichlorian level tests. #StarWarsCampaign
@GailSimone His High Exaltedness, the great Romney the Mitt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately. #StarWarsCampaign- .@GailSimone Just wait till President Romney appoints the new Secretary of Education, Jar Jar Binks #StarWarsCampaign
@GailSimone "Mr. President, what's with all of these earmarks?" "I am altering the bill. Pray I do not alter it further." #StarWarsCampaign
@GailSimone "The United States will be reorganized into the first American Empire to ensure a safe and secure society!" #StarWarsCampaign
@GailSimone 3rd party candidates frozen in carbonite after attempting to appear in debates #StarWarsCampaign
Mitt Romney reveals he's a Sith and Paul Ryan is his apprentice. They prefer the term "power brokers". #DarthFiduciary #starwarscampaign- "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can imagine. Like John Kerry." #StarWarsCampaign
@GailSimone President Romney creates an army cloned from Dog the Bounty Hunter #StarWarsCampaign
@GailSimone Darth Maul gets easy confirmation for Homeland Security after lightsaber duel with Senate #StarWarsCampaign
@GailSimone - People who mock his sad devotion to his ancient religion get choked at Cabinet Meetings #StarWarsCampaign
Many Bothans killed after leaking more secret tapes to Mother Jones News. #starwarscampaign- @GailSimone "I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war" said no one in Romney's #StarWarsCampaign
@GailSimone: This just in: Mitt Romney once tied a Wookiee to the top of his TIE Fighter. #StarWarsCampaign- @gailsimone Like Tarkin moments before the Death Star exploded, Mitt Romney thought yesterday was his moment of triumph. #starwarscampaign
@GailSimone Romney on Gun Control - Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid #StarWarsCampaign
Like 47% of America's voices cried out and were suddenly silenced. @GailSimone #starwarscampaign- #Romney, "I agree with the 47% who think Jar Jar was a great addition." #StarWarsCampaign
@GailSimone "After latest Romney gaffe Obama declares this campaign easier than shooting womp rats in Beggars Canyon" #StarWarsCampaign- George Lucas leads a band of neocons to rewrite history to reflect that Iraq shot first. #starwarscampaign
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I blog about Star Wars (and some other stuff) at clubjade.net. Often there is snark.
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