Entertainment

#StarWars/#SWEU tweets for Sept. 10-16

  1. Somewhere deep in his secret lair, George Lucas reviews a pitch for a Jar-Jar dance dance revolution game, called "Oppa Gungan Style".
  2. Somewhere in a recording studio "Weird Al" is debating whether or not the Star Wars Prequels were too long ago to do "Gungan Style"
  3. There are only three certainties in life: death, taxes and a terrible #StarWars/Gangnam Style "Gungan Style" mash-up video.
  4. Yes, the last one is from Monday. So? I have a theme.
  5. Yeah, they're all about the taste of cold steel and everything, but as a warrior race you'd think Klingons would have invented a lightsaber.
  6. I'd like to see George Lucas working with Mythbusters to defend Greedo's shooting of Han Solo.
  7. The fact that Jabba was not wearing pants out trumps Jar Jar as the worst thing ever in the Star Wars universe by far.
  8. Watching the movies

  9. Luckily for everyone in Star Wars, no one on either side ever quite gets a handle on AIMING a blaster.
  10. Watching 'Star Wars' on Telemundo. This Juan Solo guy is kind of a badass.
  11. Even on his literal death bed, Yoda laughs out loud at what a noob Luke is. #ReturnOfTheJedi #StarWars
  12. Despite the film's problems, there's a beautiful symmetry in Vader taking his first breath as Padme takes her last. Sue me, I'm a sap. #ROTS
  13. You know what? If Jim Henson had been alive and helped with the prequels, Jar Jar Binks would have been loved by all.
  14. God's own truth. Jim Henson is magic.
  15. #SWEU

  16. A message for Star Wars comics fans only: I am working on a script. The number 108 is in play. You may resume your normal twittering now.
  17. Oh.. my... #MercyKill your 17th chapter has left.me bawling with snot all Gladiator like. Thanks Allston.
  18. Was unhappy with how incompetent Luke seems in Dark Apprentice. Can sense the universe but can't detect Exar Kun down the hall. #SWEU
  19. That's the magic of Anderson's characterization!
  20. What I love about Mercy Kill is that it's a rare example of using 20 years of continuity to bolster the plot rather than hinder it. #SWEU
  21. Reading a Star Wars wiki is like listening to a speech where someone sneezes every five seconds and just makes that part of the speech.
  22. "A member of the Yuuzhan Vong's Shaper caste contacted Regent Torphceris of the Argazdan Redoubt in the final days of the Kanz Disorders"
  23. ....Yup.

Did you find this story interesting? Be the first to or comment.

Liked!

I blog about Star Wars (and some other stuff) at clubjade.net. Often there is snark.

Total views
409

Storify

@Storify