Best #StarWars tweets For Feb. 4-10

  1. Disney's filling in the gaps in the Star Wars saga! Finally we'll see Han's adventures between Empire and Return of the Jedi.
  2. The only way I'll get excited over the Young Han Solo movie is if it's bookended by scenes of Harrison Ford playing the sax.
  3. "Trust me. I'll never be frozen in carbonite!" Laugh line from the new movie 'Disney's Young Han Solo Adventures'.
  4. "Man, Disney's really milking Star Wars." If I bought a 4 billion dollar dairy, guess what I'd be doing, too.
  5. Every time someone puts up another unconfirmed #episodeVII rumor, J.J. Abrams kills another Ewok. So, keep it up, people. Keep it up.
  6. People that think #StarWars has sold out are adorable. If this is their standard, it sold out decades ago.
  7. The (existing) movies
  8. Can't imagine what time Darth Maul wakes up in the morning to get his make-up on. #StarWars
  9. Double bladed lightsabers just announce to the world "I'm compensating for something" #starwars
  10. "Search your feelings, Lord Vader, you will know it to be true." ... Well, thanks for not answering Vader's question, douche. #StarWars
  11. You can't call yourself a lawyer or a teacher unless you complete the training, same goes with being a Jedi. Talking to you, LUKE. #starwars
  12. Episode VII and spin-offs

  13. Haven't heard anything about the new Star Wars movies. I'll let you know if I'm involved. #donthecloakagain
  14. The last time I saw #StarWars in theaters my hair was crimped, CRIMPED. Seriously can't wait for #EpisodeVII
  15. Wonderful quote in @EW from @zoesaldana regarding J.J. Abrams working on Star Wars. Ends with "That's kismet." #startrek #starwars
  16. So Disney announced stand-alone #StarWars movies in future. How long must I wait for another Ewok classic? #CaravanOfCourage2 #makeithappen
  17. Tell me who you think should be the next Han Solo and I’ll tell you how much I DO NOT CARE BECAUSE NO ONE CAN REPLACE HARRISON FORD.
  18. *starting the Donald Glover as Han Solo campaign now because why not*
  19. A STAR WARS movie with a young Han Solo? Man, remember when we met young Darth Vader? That was awesome.
  20. Here's hoping the Han Solo spin-off is called Han Solo: YOLO (Before Carbonite) just because. Will really play with Disney tweener crowd.
  21. If we get to see Han Solo win the Millennium Falcon from Lando in a game of sabacc, that's the geek equivalent to De Niro/Pacino in HEAT.
  22. On the one hand OMGPLZ PUT MARA JADE IN THE NEW MOVIE. On the other, OMGPLZ NO MORE PAIN. You feel me? You lady nerds know.
  23. Admiral Iger: Your fansites can't repel rumormongering of that magnitude!
  24. Standalone movie suggestion: Chewbacca goes to high school. http://pic.twitter.com/UuhMwcZx
  25. "RRRaaaaahrffffaaaaaaanh." "No, Chewie, I'm actually asking: are you asking me to prom? I can't understand you." #wookieehigh

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