Best #StarWars tweets for Feb. 18-24

  1. I was just asked if I could make a fast @Target run. "Fast? I'm in a car that made the last Target run in less than 12 parsecs."
  2. Do you ever wonder if when Luke Skywalker gets a heavy-breathing prank call that at first he's like, "Dad?"
  3. All this time I've thought Lucasfilm had a capital F. My life has been a lie.
  4. Another lost soul sees the light! Hallelujah!
  5. NASA just talked about the importance of a "fully-operational space station" #StarWars #NASASocial
  6. I love working at a place where telling a coworker "you've failed me for the last time" isn't an HR violation. #StarWars
  7. Don't get mad, freeze the bastards in carbonite like Han Solo.
  8. The Oscars... happened.
  9. "Qui-Gon Jinn is wearing a tuxedo. WEIRD." << My Kid just now. #StarWars #Oscars
  10. Fitting tribute to the #StarWars master, Ralph McQuarrie in the Oscar's 'In Memorium' segment. #Legendary
  11. Watching the movies

  12. My neighbors must wonder why they hear the #StarWars theme below them all the time. #sorrynotsorry
  13. When Chewbacca and Obi-Wan are talking at the cantina, I wonder if they're discussing the fact that they both know Yoda.
  14. Han Solo loves me this I know, because the scruffy nerf herder told me so. #JediHymns
  15. It annoys me that whenever I mention "the 1st Star Wars movie" I have to clarify I mean the 1977 one, not the prequels. #whathaveyoudoneGL
  16. The Star Wars prequels are important! Because if I ever need reference for the movement of very wide sleeves, I just need stare at Obi-Wan.
  17. Episode VII and the rest

  18. Let's start a rumor that Khan is in Star Wars: Episode VII
  19. I hope that any new #StarWars film will address @Yoda's dyslexia instead of making it a "joke" or "character quirk."
  20. I'm not sure I agree that the Star Wars universe is constructed as a male space. 1) Expanded Universe and 2) That universe can be revised.
  21. Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is doing Quest for the Crystal Mickey. So THAT'S why Disney bought Lucasfilm.
  22. I like to be cynical because it's kinda funny sometimes but guess what? The idea of Mark Hamill returning to Star Wars makes me smile.
  23. I'm so used to hearing the word "prequels" regarding to #StarWars , that the word "sequels" sounds weird now, but also very welcome!
  24. .@Cowboy_Dev The 2025 remake of The Empire Strikes Back. Princess Leia: "Han, wait. I has a feels 4 U." Han Yolo: "TMI"
  25. Let's have Joel Edgerton return as Owen Lars before he became a farmer. His team goes to invade Jabba's palace in ZERO HUTT THIRTY.

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