Best #StarWars tweets for Feb. 11-17

  1. If my last words aren't "And now I shall become more powerful than you could ever imagine" then I have failed as a nerd. #StarWars
  2. I have a zillion fan fics about Princess Leia in "Jedi Princess Training School" that I wrote when I was 11. JEDI PRINCESS TRAINING SCHOOL!
  3. Wait. Han Solo is trending, but not in reference to the odds of surviving asteroids?
  4. A phrase I never thought I'd hear: "If you consider the Star Wars holiday special canon..."
  5. Uh oh. Lucasfilm needs to hunt the next great copy editor. “@JoinTheForce: Lucasfilm is on the hunt for the next great Jedi's!”
  6. You can't legally change your last name to "Skywalker" because it's copyrighted to Lucasfilm, ILM, and Skywalker Sound hahaha no. :(
  7. Watching the films

  8. Maybe all that black Anakin wears should have been a clue that he was a wrong 'un. #StarWars
  9. Padme and Anakin looking out across the city, from different locations, but somehow at each other. Now that actually works! #StarWars
  10. Jabba used Rancor. Luke used rock. It's super effective! #StarWars
  11. I wish Yoda secretly talked normal & the backwards grammar was just psych bullshit to force Luke to pay closer attention to him. #StarWars.
  12. #EpisodeVII and such

  13. Lucasfilm sells for $4 billion. Pixar for $7.4B. Heinz sells for $23B. Take note kids: it might not be as pretty, but manufacturing pays.
  14. The Disney acquisition of lucasfilm has really added some authenticity to my leia/belle fan fiction.
  15. The Harrison Ford rumors:
  16. Harrison Ford deal? My source says not yet. "It will not be for weeks and perhaps months."
  17. Yes, it's true, I will be returning in #EpisodeVII as the captain of the Septuagenarian Falcon.
  18. 70-year-old Harrison Ford is going to reprise the role of Han Solo; hopefully they have a decent early-bird special on Tatooine. #StarWars
  19. Leia: "I love you." Han: "WHAT?!" Leia: "I love you." Han: "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Leia "Scoundrel." Han: "YOU FOUND WHAT?!" #OldHanSolo
  20. "It's not the light years, honey, it's the parsecs."- Harrison Ford as Han Solo in Star Wars Episode VII #I'vegotabadfeelingaboutthis
  21. "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a diet rich in fiber." -Harrison Ford as Han Solo in Star Wars VII.
  22. Herman Cain to play Han Solo in Glee, according to Twitter. I think.
  23. I for one say that Harrison Ford is too old to play a character he originated and who would be the same age as he is.
  24. "OH NO HAN SOLO IS GONNA BE OLD" - folks who still wish Shatner and Nimoy and Kelley's corpse were doing Trek movies
  25. Question: how many dump trucks full of money did they have to send to Harrison Ford's house before he agreed to do Star Wars VII?

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