#WMATA Tweets of the Week: Adele, Pregnancy Tests, and Dobby the House Elf

  1. Welcome to #WMATA Tweets of the Week, where I search for the best tweets using the #WMATA hash tag, and then present them for your viewing pleasure.

    This past week has been rather random with tweets, ranging from people complaining about the funky smells coming from riders in hot cars to discarded pregnancy tests in Metro cars. My all time favorite of the week has been tough: I loved the Doby comment from WashingTina (I laughed pretty hard at that one), I liked the invisible cellphone man tweet from Daniel Battisto, and I also enjoyed Hannah Johnson's suggestion for slides in Rossyln (pretty sure it would be a horrible experience for any working ladies rocking skirts). 

    If I had to pick one clear-cut winner, it would have to be WashingTina, if not for the fact that I'm a huge Harry Potter nerd and that tweet is downright hilarious.

    Thanks again for tweeting, and enjoy your fix of #WMATA hilariousness!
  2. There's a lady on this train dressed like Dobby the house elf. But it's not a costume. #wmata
  3. Just saw a man talking on a cellphone that wasn't there. #wmata
  4. Hope my coworkers enjoy the smell of blood, sweat and tears because that's literally what's on my bus right now. What's missing? A/C #wmata
  5. Hate to be a whiner, today is not my day. Just got ousted of my #wmata nook by some dude stepping on my feet and shovin his bum at my stummy
  6. Atn #wmata riders: recent hot weather created a funk on some riders. Breath through your mouth.
  7. If you found out you were pregnant on the #metro, would you have to name it #wmata? http://pic.twitter.com/fayQuT9P
  8. Spotted: Kate Gosselin hair style on a tourist on #wmata... Couldn't stop staring at it. Hot mess! Happy Friday lol
  9. I wish Rosslyn metro had a slide instead of escalators. #wmata
  10. #wmata @unsuckdcmetro why is "Rolling in the deep" blasting in the tunnel between FW and McP?
  11. Someone was having hot flashes on my bus cuz it was 30 degrees in there. Nails were turning purple. #WMATA

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