a cautionary tale

what if our twitter pals went mainstream

wreal wrad wraith @bugbucket
i want 2 kill myself!! fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckFUCK!!!!!! cube devoured the Wulgus. #favstar i.imgur.com/mgPTm.png
Tue, Oct 16 2012 17:50:34
Reply Retweet Favorite
wreal wrad wraith @bugbucket
help help the academics discovered us, we are a Thing now. get ready for the Gawker expose and the Huffington Post image gallery
Tue, Oct 16 2012 17:51:45
Reply Retweet Favorite
wreal wrad wraith @bugbucket
now im feeling depressed because there are people out there who want to box up and label every community that exists on the internet
Tue, Oct 16 2012 17:53:32
Reply Retweet Favorite
wreal wrad wraith @bugbucket
oh well when Yahoo does the giant "100 Hilarious Folks To 'Weird' Up Your Twitter Feed" slide show I will laugh as they come running
Tue, Oct 16 2012 18:03:44
Reply Retweet Favorite
wreal wrad wraith @bugbucket
year is 2013. Weird Twitter has gone mainstream. Dril has a popular TV show. hell_homer makes a Simpsons cameo. RealLiveGhost is ghost now
Tue, Oct 16 2012 18:39:16
Reply Retweet Favorite
wreal wrad wraith @bugbucket
AOL, trying to leap onto the "Weird Twitter" craze sweeping major news outlets, offers $ reward for finding of @J_Chastain's "digital rat"
Tue, Oct 16 2012 18:39:34
Reply Retweet Favorite
wreal wrad wraith @bugbucket
utilitylimb becomes the focus of a new religion which predicts the annihilation of Facebook upon the Lord Bandit's return to microblogging
Tue, Oct 16 2012 18:40:12
Reply Retweet Favorite
wreal wrad wraith @bugbucket
hermit thrush hosts a popular dating show where he erodes the confidence of young women to the point where they will consider him sexually
Tue, Oct 16 2012 18:40:57
Reply Retweet Favorite
wreal wrad wraith @bugbucket
rare basement's wedding to dudehugs rivals the Kardashian wedding in terms of expense, flamboyancy, and time spent in matrimony
Tue, Oct 16 2012 18:42:11
Reply Retweet Favorite
wreal wrad wraith @bugbucket
fifteen years later, the stars of twitter reunite for one last FavStar blowup. tempers run high as fart attempts to strangle Thom J
Tue, Oct 16 2012 18:43:37
Reply Retweet Favorite
wreal wrad wraith @bugbucket
thousands of years later archaeologists discover the ruins of Twitter headquarters, disturbing the server room and releasing our spirits
Tue, Oct 16 2012 18:44:16
Reply Retweet Favorite
Cam Welch @Cam_Oflage
@bugbucket They click but "this user does not exist". The lone and level TL stretches far away
Tue, Oct 16 2012 18:56:09
Reply Retweet Favorite