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Wed, Dec 21 2011 21:02:21

The ABC's of Courtney Stodden Tweets

Compiled by Alexandra Cavallo, Shaula Clark, and Eugenia Williamson

  1. A is for Arithmetic:

  2. CourtneyStodden
    Courtney Stodden@CourtneyStodden
    @PerezHilton I am already majoring in Doug... or should I say he's majoring in me? ;) My dreams? They are delicious! Math? 17+51=SEXY LOVE!
    Fri, Oct 28 2011 16:33:28

  3. B is for Bestiality

  4. CourtneyStodden
    Courtney Stodden@CourtneyStodden
    Woke up to a perfect morning; Romantic melodies softly playing, my favorite breakfast all prepared, & my pups licking me up & down... Mmm!
    Fri, Aug 12 2011 10:56:59

  5. B is also for Bible Study

  6. CourtneyStodden
    Courtney Stodden@CourtneyStodden
    1 Corinthians 13:13 '& now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love' - Have a beautifully blessed Sunday!
    Sun, Nov 13 2011 07:26:16

  7. C is for Captivity

  8. CourtneyStodden
    Courtney Stodden@CourtneyStodden
    I desperately need to be locked up inside of a cage tonight because I am feeling wet... wild... and passionately frisky! Meeeowww! XO's
    Fri, Aug 26 2011 21:09:55

  9. C is also for Cum Shot

  10. CourtneyStodden
    Courtney Stodden@CourtneyStodden
    Had such a Thirsty-Thursday; I just might have Doug moisten my mouth tonight with his delectable drink? Mmm... Now that's tempting... ;-)
    Thu, Sep 01 2011 21:51:58

  11. D is for Dental Hygiene

  12. CourtneyStodden
    Courtney Stodden@CourtneyStodden
    I am going to get drilled today... & I'll keep my mouth open the entire time. I'll be a good girl... I promise. Mmm... I LOVE the Dentist!
    Thu, Sep 08 2011 09:09:42

  13. D is also for Dashingly Desirous Doug

  14. CourtneyStodden
    Courtney Stodden@CourtneyStodden
    Cooking up a delicious delicacy with my dashingly-desirous-Doug. The kitchen is going to smell so savory when we place it in the oven... ;-)
    Mon, Sep 05 2011 18:03:57

  15. E is for Errands

  16. CourtneyStodden
    Courtney Stodden@CourtneyStodden
    Off to run my productive-fulfilled errands under the humid sky, while nothing but utter sex-appeal slowly drips from my rill curvy-bod. ;-x
    Tue, Aug 23 2011 13:58:10

  17. E is also for Eye-Fucking

  18. CourtneyStodden
    Courtney Stodden@CourtneyStodden
    Locking my lustful eyes with a loving lad as I lure him in by boldly batting my lengthy long lashes ;) XOs
    Fri, Nov 18 2011 22:35:38

  19. F is for Frozen Treats

  20. CourtneyStodden
    Courtney Stodden@CourtneyStodden
    While I lie beneath this sizzling-sun, the popsicle that I am sweetly sucking on begins to melt & drips irresistibly all over my moist body!
    Sun, Aug 28 2011 12:29:04

  21. G is for God

  22. CourtneyStodden
    Courtney Stodden@CourtneyStodden
    Saturated within a superb Sunday as Gods love beams brightly! "There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear ... " 1 John 4:18
    Sun, Oct 02 2011 17:28:55

  23. H is for Horticulture

  24. CourtneyStodden
    Courtney Stodden@CourtneyStodden
    Squeezing my snowballs inside of a seasonal sexy little lingerie as I begin to swing around the Christmas tree to hot rock 'n roll hits! XOs
    Thu, Dec 08 2011 17:06:54

  25. I is for Interior Decoration

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