- — Betfair Poker (@Betfairpoker)Sun, Dec 16 2012 11:37:41You wake up. Emeli Sandé is standing next to you. You leave the house. Emeli Sandé is there. You look up. Emeli Sandé has replaced the sun.
- — Betfair Poker (@Betfairpoker)Sun, Dec 16 2012 11:38:21Screaming, you turn to your wife. She is Emeli Sandé. Emeli Sandé is everywhere. In the face of every child. In the shadow of every night.
- — Betfair Poker (@Betfairpoker)Sun, Dec 16 2012 11:38:57You close your eyes, praying that the nightmare will end. But your eyes have been replaced by Emeli Sandé. You give up. Emeli Sandé has won.
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