1. You wake up. Emeli Sandé is standing next to you. You leave the house. Emeli Sandé is there. You look up. Emeli Sandé has replaced the sun.
  2. Screaming, you turn to your wife. She is Emeli Sandé. Emeli Sandé is everywhere. In the face of every child. In the shadow of every night.
  3. You close your eyes, praying that the nightmare will end. But your eyes have been replaced by Emeli Sandé. You give up. Emeli Sandé has won.

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