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the best-of @baratunde's DNC tweets (part 2 of 2)

Hi there. Welcome to the Internet. My name is Baratunde, and I like to provide live Twitter coverage of events. One of the best examples is my live hate-tweeting of Twilight. I took those principles and applied them to political convention coverage in the U.S. Here's the DNC version

  1. My RNC coverage is here for those who want the other side. It was fun. I counted the number of black people on-site and called it #negrospotting. The answer: 238
  2. And now for DNC coverage...
  3. Socialist #dnc2012 iPad app won't load Tuesday schedule. Probably because it's sharing the data with too many others http://pic.twitter.com/ZmqJ3Pil
  4. My #DNC2012 flight is full of liberals. I bet they'll impose a tax on the pilots & 1st class passengers before we reach cruising altitude
  5. Watching this to inoculate myself against the liberal bias on my flight. #DNC2012 American Psycho — path.com/p/4pBztQ
  6. @baratunde No way you make it off that flight without receiving some type of health care.
  7. WE ARE NUMBER ONE FOR TAKEOFF!!! We're number one! We're number one! USA! USA! USA!! #DNC2012
  8. "every president comes here to Charlotte, even after they have power. Where there's growth people want to take credit" #DNC2012 cabbie
  9. Chucks? Check. Big ass belt buckle? Check. Free t-shirt with my name drawn on it? Check. #dnc2012 http://pic.twitter.com/5rwKkUqT
  10. I wonder how far my #GOP2012 credentials will get me at #DNC2012. Let's find out!
  11. @baratunde Probably farther than your DNC ones would get you at the RNC
  12. So here is something I was not willing to update on the ground. My GOP credentials got me ALL THE WAY INSIDE! It actually scared me, and I know it wouldn't have worked later in the week because the gatekeepers were inspecting badges multiple times before allowing entry, but on day one, any credential would do apparently
  13. Man outside #dnc2012 is handing out these cards. I asked what film is about. "It's a documentary about Adolph Hitler." http://pic.twitter.com/cv6By1m0
  14. If you don't like 2012 Obama, this man will sell you the 2008 model. Also, relive 9/11. #dnc2012 http://pic.twitter.com/uGRRm3aM
  15. bad news: left my iPad on the plane. good news: it's still on the plane! bad news: IT'S HEADING FOR LAS VEGAS http://pic.twitter.com/lP1BhgRg
  16. I just sent this message to my iPad using iCloud. IPAD GET HOME SAFE! Don't do anything i wouldn't #dnc2012 http://pic.twitter.com/O6JarfCb
  17. #negroswarm might be the best hashtag ever. Gotta remember that one. (@baratunde)

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