Occupy Sparkle: @baratunde's final #livehatetweeting of Twilight #breakingdawn
And so we reach the end of the road. This is what I do, and I'm good at it. I've live hate tweeted all but the very first Twilight movie. (http://bit.ly/OccupySparkle). Today, it ends.
Occupy Sparkle: the full "box set" of my Twilight #livehatetweeting - Blog - baratunde.comIt began when I read the first two books on my honeymoon in December 2008. My new wife and I listened to Twilight and New Moon on a road ...- I'm feeling a bit nostalgic. But there's no room for that sort of soft emotion in live hate tweeting, so let's get to it.
Will Spanish subtitles make me hate Twilight less? #LiveHateTweeting of #BreakingDawn 740pm ET from #PuertoRico. http://pic.twitter.com/TgO6fETt- to those who want to know WHY I am #livehatetweeting twilight, i say this: to whom much is given, much is expected. this is me giving back
- Typical. @baratunde is just another Democrat trying to gain favor by giving people what they want.
- Worrying about my mental safety in #livehatetweeting twilight? Don't. I've been doing this for a long time flickr.com/photos/baratun…
- I'm the only single man in a party of one for #BreakingDawn but this movie won't #liveha @ Caribbean Cinemas instagr.am/p/SEdtm5I4Bq/
- 27 minutes till showtime. I feel tired but ready. This is what I've been training for. #BreakingDawn #livehatetweeting
- The only thing that could make my Twilight #livehatetweeting more perfect is if this mall had a Guy Fieri restaurant I could patronize
- The theatre has organized the crowd into four roped off lines. Everyone is following orders. For now. #BreakingDawn
- Seat acquired. Back row. Far right. What safety can be found in this room lay here. #breakingdawn instagr.am/p/SEe6bto4DB/
- I don't support tweeting or cellphone use during movies. Unless it's @baratunde watching Twilight movies #BreakingDawn
- My daddy #livehatetweeted shitty teen propaganda movies as did his daddy before him & so on to a time when people could write. #BreakingDawn
- To reduce the threat of assault I have inverted my phone's color scheme. #breakingdawn #sparkletunde #safety instagr.am/p/SEgxSfo4E7/
- Huh, I just learned that the iphone screen capture does not capture the actual screen. This was supposed to be inverted and was in the real world, but Apple's snapshot records "true" pixels I suppose. Interesting nerd moment. Let us continue the hatred. Focus.
- I am eliminating all positive thoughts, all compassion, all love. Such is the way of the #livehatetweeter. #breakingdawn
- The previews have begun. This part features the best display of storytelling so I must pay attention #breakingdawn
- Uma Thurman is in a romantic comedy. Under normal circumstances this would upset me but I'm here to see #breakingdawn
- National Guard ad seems out of place. Our nation's security should not depend on people who choose Twilight. #breakingdawn
- So is this Rise Of The Guardians movie like The Expendables but for kids? #breakingdawn






