50 Tweets of Grey
Live-tweeting the runaway bestseller, "50 Shades of Grey." Is it any good? Read on...
Twilight fanfic forums. RT @leahlibrarian: Patrons at my library are freaking out over that book. (50 Shades). Where did it come from??
MT @moirarogersbree: Do NOT make the hero [of your FIFTY SHADES fanfic] a vampire. You will open a publishing wormhole.
@andrewtshaffer From this sentence, we can construe that the writer was passionate. And hungry. And maybe PMSing.- "I shake my head to gather my thoughts." Um...I don't think heads are magic eight balls. #50shadesofgrey
Signs point to no. :) RT @andrewtshaffer Um...I don't think heads are magic eight balls.- See tweet re: excessive food metaphors. RT @DanFriedman81: Why do these things keep taking off? Don't people know that there are good books?
- "He smells of expensive body wash." You can smell how much someone spends on soap? #50shadesofgrey
- I will add that her knowing it was body wash, and not an actual bar of say Ivory or Irish Spring is true talent @andrewtshaffer
- Instead of a car almost hitting Bella, a bicycle almost hits the heroine of #50shadesofgrey, causing Edward to save her. I mean, "Grey."
- "I grin like the Cheshire cat." Your whole body disappears?! Holy shit! #50shadesofgrey
- Hero woos heroine by giving her a $14k first edition of a Thomas Hardy book. Before their first date. #50shadesofgrey #alittleexcessive
- Hero has been described as "long-fingered" three times. There'd better be a payoff coming. #50shadesofgrey #coming
- "I use his toothbrush. It's like having him inside my mouth." #50shadesofgrey #creeper
Which part? RT @andrewtshaffer "I use his toothbrush. It's like having him inside my mouth." #50shadesofgrey #creeper- Hero keeps telling heroine "You must eat." Like he's fattening her up to cook her later. #50shadesofgrey
@andrewtshaffer cheap body lotion and fattening her up? he's making a coat. #CanYouHearThemClarice #50shadesofgrey
