It's finally time. Funny pope tweets.

Twitter users mostly behaved themselves after learning Pope Benedict XVI would resign, the first pope to do so in nearly 600 years. Social media is not known for its restraint, so it was unusual that most jokes didn't begin to appear until the pope's retirement was official.

  1. First time in 600 years you can make hey-theres-no-pope jokes on Twitter without mocking a guy who just died. #OhWait
  2. In the habit of checking Twitter's trending topics first thing in the morning? You may have seen what Brian Stelter, the New York Times TV writer, saw:
  3. You know it's gonna be a weird day when #sequester, Bob Woodward, #Business, Syria, & Pope are 5 of Twitter's top 10 U.S. trends before 9am.
  4. Imagine the pope at your average office retirement party.
  5. Right now, The Pope is pretending to fall for the "meeting in the conference room" ruse, knowing full well that there's going to be cake.
  6. @ChrisRRegan Also met with HR for his exit interview, surrendered his BlackBerry and received his last paycheck by-hand
  7. Zach Seward of Quartz news asked his followers what they would do on their last night as pope.  
  8. Encyclicals for everybody! RT @zseward: What would you do on your last night as pope?
  9. There were references to other famous retirees.
  10. So weird that Michael Jordon and the Pope both retired in order to play minor league baseball in the White Sox organization.
  11. There's a typo in my last tweet. PLEASE don't get it engraved onto a silver platter for your parents' anniversary.
  12. As the pageantry unfolded, Twitter users naturally shared their opinions about the pope's replacement.
  13. @ChrisRRegan No. It goes Pope, oldest Cardinal, Hutton Gibson, Mel Gibson.
  14. 1) Pick a number from 1-25. 2) Ask the closest IT guy their "English" name. Add Roman numerals. 3) That's your pope name! Mine's Wallace IX.
  15. And, because all the strangest things happen in Florida...
  16. Thankfully, the College of Cardinals is nothing like the Electoral College. The last thing we need is Florida picking the new Pope.
  17. After sending his final tweet, "Thank you for your love and support. May you always experience the joy thta comes from putting Christ at the centre of your lives," the slate was wiped clean.
  18. His entire archive will be displayed on a Vatican website: http://www.news.va/it/twitter_archive 
  19. And here is the fairy-tale social media ending. 
  20. .@pontifex gained 500+ followers since the Pope's tweets were deleted.

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