Dead men may tell tales after all

Skeletal remains more than five centuries old. A legendary Shakespearean villain accused of killing his young nephews for the throne. And a rare opportunity to re-write history from a nondescript parking spot in England.

  1. First a great read on the discovery, and a little history about England's King Richard III, who ruled between 1483 to 1485. 
  2. Shortly after the discovery of the bones in September 2012, the Twitter account @HMRichardIII was born.
  3. Henry Tudor once said he wanted to build a car park in Leicester. I told him, "over my dead body".
  4. Making reference to Shakespeare and legendary evil acts became a favorite pasttime.
  5. I got 99 problems but a witch ain't one - Richard III, Act III, Scene IV
  6. He left the scene two days after the discovery but on February 4th...
  7. Burying people in multi-storey car parks. That's wrong on so many levels.
  8. Soon, others joined in.
  9. Richard III is trending. It's fair to say it's been a while since that happened.
  10. So the bones under the Leicester car park are Richard III. If its anything like London he probably died of old age waiting for a space.
  11. Well this explains why Richard III never called after our date.
  12. Richard III's remains found. All is not lost Amelia Earhart.
  13. It's him! It's really him! They've found the King and his parking fine is MASSIVE. #RichardIII
  14. You can tell Richard III was truly evil, because he hogged a great parking spot for 500 years.
  15. Scientists revealed many new details, including the fact that the king was not in fact "hunchbacked" with a "withered arm" as Shakespeare had portrayed him. They also revealed evidence pointing to a violent death including eight wounds to the head and at least one "knife wound to the buttocks."
  16. Actors everywhere frantically rehearsing a Richard III who doesn't have a hunch back or withered arm. #richardiii
  17. They stabbed him in the bum and left him under a car park?! I don't think I want this job anymore. #richardiii
  18. "Exeunt, buried under car park" -- Shakespeare's RICHARD III, 1st Folio
  19. (Exeunt = stage direction to specify all characters leave the stage.)

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