1. Most arguments in politics make NO effort to address objections, all just endless repetition of long-settled doctrine and official insult
  2. It's so boring. And I hope I can learn to stop doing it myself and stop paying attention to it when others do it.
  3. The Incredibly Faked Surprise of Partisan Scribblers Over The "Appalling" (But Commonly and Sincerely Held) Views Of Most Other People
  4. The Ritual Slaughter Of The Kook Used Cynically As An Avatar For Views Held By Millions Of Sane, Educated, Civilized, Productive Citizens.
  5. The Intemperate Outburst on Twitter That Proves All My Foes Are Basically Raging Sub-Morons.
  6. The Long-Dead Guy From The Other Side Whose Corpse I Can Animate To Condemn His Ideological Heirs.
  7. The Random Acts of Cluelessness, Intemperance, And Socially Awkward Moments At A Convention Of My Ideological Foes. (I'm so guilty of this)
  8. The Unreflective Identification Of Ideological Heresy As Flaw Of Character Or Mental Defect
  9. The Embarrassing Ends Their Preferred Policies Were Put To Use For Over A Century Ago
  10. This Regrettable Act By Our Ideological Ally Is Excused By His Lifelong Commitment To High Ideals And Great Suffering At Hands Of Extremists
  11. How This Flukey Special Election Actually Just Proved That Demographic Forces Will Inexorably Take Us To An Awesome Future
  12. The Grand Admission That My Ideological Foes Represent A Broad Tradition Of American History, Just Like Race Slavery and Indian Removal Did
  13. The Single Most Heartbreaking Anecdote That Will Awaken Your Undying Rage Against A Third Tier Pundit
  14. This Backbencher From The Other Side Whose Total Freakout At Leadership Makes Him Slightly Less Repulsive
  15. The Ghastly Failure To Enforce A Law Already On The Books That Justifies The Reform Of Just About Everything
  16. How The Behavior Of This One Politician Proves That Their Side Is Entirely Insincere
  17. The Principle That, If Other Side Adopted It, Would Make The World Better, (But Would Also Undermine Their Reason For Existing Altogether)
  18. The Humorless Reminder That Any Qualities Ideological Enemies Seem To Have Are Outweighed By The Fact That They Are Enemies @drgrist
  19. Sorry, everyone, as @drgist points out, you shouldn't be laughing along with me. You should be scowling with him.
  20. How We're Totally Accepting Of All Sorts Of People Who Agree With Us On The Particulars

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