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Recap: Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Child
Honey Boo Boo Child, the beloved toddler Pageant Queen from TLC's Toddlers and Tiaras, got her own show on TLC. Essentially my life is now complete. I love Honey Boo Boo (aka Alana) and her whole family. The show premiered Wednesday night so I decided to live tweet and do a recap for you guys :)
- An hour before Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Child begins and I am getting real excited. Apparently everyone else on Twitter is too.
Don't know why something called #HoneyBooBoo is trending. Going to assume a spy is signaling he needs extraction.- What is Honey Boo Boo you ask? This .GIF basically explains the essence of this beautiful creature.
- This is her all glitzed up for a pageant.
- She also happens to love to grab her belly a lot too! Hey, don't we all, especially after a delicious Big Mac. Gotta see all that deliciousness in action.
- Here's TLC's official statement on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. Also, there is a promo video for the show in there.
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: TLCHERE COMES HONEY BOO BOO, is an inside look into Alana's world where the six-year-old pageant sensation proves that she is more tha...- Alas, no. It's actually Alana, but that's no fun
SHOW BEGINS
2 minutes into #HoneyBooBoo and I've already dubbed this the greatest show of our generation- Show begins. I'm already obsessed. Honey Boo Boo is preparing for a pageant or something. Also, Mama (Honey Boo Boo's mom) has enough money for Alana's pageant by being an extreme couponer. This is like the ultimate TLC show. The executives must be in heaven.
- RT @nellebushong: "It smells like hairspray and desperation over there!" #Mama #HereComesHoneyBooBoo #TLC
- Mama has some good points. Washing your hair in the bath is like washing it in your own filth #HoneyBooBoo
- "If you fart 12 to 15 times a day you will loss a lot of weight" #Mama #HoneyBooBoo thats so real life advice
- Mama has some GOOD advice. Clearly she is like the Caroline Manzo of this show. Word.
- Okay. back to the show. They go to the Redneck Games. God I wish I could go. Also, Mama freaks out about the flesh eating virus in the river and doesn't let her children (there's other ones besides Honey Boo Boo) swim in it. Responsible parent, rock on!
