1. Hardcore no-carb diet goes into effect immediately. Well, after this tasty slice of Patxi’s pizza that is.
  2. @alexia …and since I’m having beer anyway, I may as well finish this chocolate cake.
  3. @spencerchen ... You know what this would go really well with? Salted caramel ice cream ... *gains 10 pounds*
  4. @spencerchen Sure I could go to the gym, but oh look somebody I went to high school with got married and there's photos on Facebook ...

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