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Sun, Apr 08 2012 01:12:09

BURGER KING

HOW BURGER KING CAN AVOID THE FAST TRACK TO FUCKING OBLIVION

  1. ZODIAC_MF
    ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER@ZODIAC_MF
    HEY @BURGERKING TIME WE HAD A FUCKING CHAT: WHOEVERS MANAGING YOUR ONCE PROUD AND PRESTIGIOUS COMPANY IS RUNNING IT INTO THE FUCKING GROUND
    Sat, Apr 07 2012 20:30:02
  2. ZODIAC_MF
    ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER@ZODIAC_MF
    .@BURGERKING IM PICTURING SOME IVY LEAGUE FUCKING FLEEB ALL RUNNING METRICS AND DEMOGRAPHICS AND SYNERGY AND FUCK ALL THAT
    Sat, Apr 07 2012 20:33:51
  3. ZODIAC_MF
    ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER@ZODIAC_MF
    .@BURGERKING ALL THIS HYPE OVER SOME NEW BIG SURPRISE. WELL IMAGINE MY FUCKING SURPRISE WHEN I SAW THAT BURGER KING TURNED BITCH
    Sat, Apr 07 2012 20:34:36
  4. ZODIAC_MF
    ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER@ZODIAC_MF
    .@BURGERKING LOOK AT YOUR FUCKING MENU: bit.ly/HmCCkx LOOKS LIKE SOME HALFASSED PANERA FUCKING STARBUCKS HOLLISTER FUCKING HORSESHIT
    Sat, Apr 07 2012 20:36:23
  5. ZODIAC_MF
    ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER@ZODIAC_MF
    .@BURGERKING YOU SEE ANYTHING ABOUT BURGERS IN THAT FUCKING MENU? ANSWER: FUCK NO. ITD BE LIKE IF PETSMART SOLD POOL SUPPLIES
    Sat, Apr 07 2012 20:37:30
  6. ZODIAC_MF
    ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER@ZODIAC_MF
    .@BURGERKING SO THATS THE BIG FUCKING SURPRISE? FANCYASS COFFEEHOUSE MILKSHAKES? WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT YOU WERE BRINGING BACK THE BIG KING
    Sat, Apr 07 2012 20:38:45
  7. ZODIAC_MF
    ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER@ZODIAC_MF
    .@BURGERKING INSTEAD OF PLOWING ALL YOUR CASH INTO SOME BULLSHIT ADVERTISING YOU SHOULD BE RENOVATING YOUR FUCKING RESTAURANTS
    Sat, Apr 07 2012 20:40:04
  8. ZODIAC_MF
    ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER@ZODIAC_MF
    .@BURGERKING LOSE THE FUCKING BLUE ROOFS. AND CHANGE YOUR CLEANING PRODUCTS SO THE FUCKING PLACE DOESNT SMELL LIKE A MENS ROOM
    Sat, Apr 07 2012 20:41:55
  9. ZODIAC_MF
    ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER@ZODIAC_MF
    .@BURGERKING AND MAYBE PUT SOME MORE MONEY INTO TRAINING. HIRE SOME PEOPLE I DONT FEEL THE FUCKING NEED TO AVERT MY GAZE FROM
    Sat, Apr 07 2012 20:43:08
  10. ZODIAC_MF
    ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER@ZODIAC_MF
    .@BURGERKING ALL THESE TOOTHLESS MOTHERFUCKERS AND DRIED UP OLD BAGS KILLING TIME TIL THE SOCIAL SECURITY KICKS IN. FUCK THAT HIRE HOTNESS
    Sat, Apr 07 2012 20:43:30
  11. ZODIAC_MF
    ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER@ZODIAC_MF
    .@BURGERKING STOP LEADING FROM BEHIND WITH THIS HIP NUTRITIONAL GOOD FOR YOU BULLSHIT. YOU DONT DO THAT YOURE THE MOTHERFUCKING KING
    Sat, Apr 07 2012 20:45:26
  12. ZODIAC_MF
    ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER@ZODIAC_MF
    .@BURGERKING QUIT PITCHING YOUR PRODUCT TO BITCHES. YOURE NEVER GONNA WIN OVER SOME CLUNKY GLASSES INDIE ROCK VEGAN ASSHOLE. FUCK THEM
    Sat, Apr 07 2012 20:46:18
  13. ZODIAC_MF
    ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER@ZODIAC_MF
    .@BURGERKING TELL THOSE LIMPDICKS AT CORPORATE THAT THIS IS AINT WHOLE FOODS MARKET THIS IS THE HOME OF THE FUCKING WHOPPER
    Sat, Apr 07 2012 20:48:00
  14. ZODIAC_MF
    ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER@ZODIAC_MF
    .@BURGERKING: BACK TO WHAT I WAS SAYING FUCK CHICKENWRAPS FUCK DESSERTS AND FUCK REAL FRUIT SMOOTHIES. YOURE BURGER KING FUCKING ACT LIKE IT
    Sat, Apr 07 2012 20:50:08
  15. ZODIAC_MF
    ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER@ZODIAC_MF
    .@BURGERKING FOR REAL YOU GUYS TOTALLY DISAPPOINT EIGHTY FUCKING PERCENT OF THE TIME. EIGHTY FUCKING PERCENT
    Sat, Apr 07 2012 20:51:44
  16. ZODIAC_MF
    ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER@ZODIAC_MF
    .@BURGERKING EIGHTY PERCENT OF THE TIME I GO TO BURGER KING I THINK WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING
    Sat, Apr 07 2012 20:52:05
  17. ZODIAC_MF
    ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER@ZODIAC_MF
    .@BURGERKING FOR INSTANCE I GOT A FUCKING WHOPPER TONIGHT. THE CHEESE WASNT MELTED AND THE PATTY WAS COOKED DURING THE FUCKING TODAY SHOW
    Sat, Apr 07 2012 20:54:47
  18. ZODIAC_MF
    ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER@ZODIAC_MF
    .@BURGERKING IT HAD MAYONAISSE FOR FUCKING MILES AND A FUCKING BLOOD SLIDE WORTH OF KETCHUP. TOMATO WAS GREENER THAN A FUCKING LEPRECHAUN
    Sat, Apr 07 2012 20:56:12
  19. ZODIAC_MF
    ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER@ZODIAC_MF
    .@BURGERKING CONSISTENCY MOTHERFUCKERS CONSISTENCY. WORK ON THE LITTLE THINGS LIKE GETTING THE WHOPPER RIGHT AND SWEEPING THE FUCKING PLACE
    Sat, Apr 07 2012 20:57:39
  20. ZODIAC_MF
    ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER@ZODIAC_MF
    .@BURGERKING THATS WHY MCDONALDS KICKS YOUR FUCKING ASS. ONLY TWENTY PERCENT OF THE TIME DO THEY DISAPPOINT ME. USUALLY THEY FUCKING OWN
    Sat, Apr 07 2012 20:58:28
  21. ZODIAC_MF
    ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER@ZODIAC_MF
    .@BURGERKING YOU START GETTING THE FUCKING WHOPPER RIGHT AGAIN AND YOU WONT NEED THIS HANDSPUN FRAPPE DUTCH APPLE DOGSHIT
    Sat, Apr 07 2012 20:59:18
  22. ZODIAC_MF
    ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER@ZODIAC_MF
    .@BURGERKING ITS EASY: PIPING HOT BEEF AND MELTED CHEESE CHILLED VEGETABLES AND A REASONABLE FUCKING KETCHUP MAYO RATIO. QUIT FUCKING IT UP
    Sat, Apr 07 2012 21:00:49
  23. ZODIAC_MF
    ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER@ZODIAC_MF
    .@BURGERKING AFTER ALL YOUR YEARS IN BUSINESS YOUD THINK YOUD HAVE THIS DOWN TO A FUCKING SCIENCE. BUT YOU DONT. THATS WHY YOU GET OWNED
    Sat, Apr 07 2012 21:02:46
  24. ZODIAC_MF
    ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER@ZODIAC_MF
    .@BURGERKING: AND ITD HELP IF THE WHOPPER PATTY WAS THICKER THAN A FUCKING NICKEL
    Sat, Apr 07 2012 21:03:44
  25. ZODIAC_MF
    ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER@ZODIAC_MF
    .@BURGERKING HEY DONT GET ME WRONG I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS BUT YOURE JUST GOING RIGHT TO SHIT AND ITS BREAKING MY FUCKING HEART
    Sat, Apr 07 2012 21:04:53

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