The Wit and Humor of Ame Dyckman II
The author of Boy+ Bot, Ame Dyckman, provides quirky views, one liners, laced liberally with humor each and every day on Twitter, keeping her followers in stitches and filled with positive vibes. Here is the second collection because the first will not load any more for me to add new additions.
@AmeDyckman @TLT16 @StephanieRuble That’s hilarious. :) Let me know how the shampoo-filled cupcakes are, too. :)
Um, @TLT16... singing in the shower while shampooing. Now I have hiccups. Looks like a rave in here! ;) @StephanieRuble @JenAnsbach
@AmeDyckman How exactly does one accidentally ingest shampoo?- @AmeDyckman *imagines accidental shampoo-ingesting scenarios, including shampoo-filled cupcakes, tea & shampoo, and waffles with shampoo*
LOVE when businesses put out water for pets. YOU ROCK, @thebentspoon! pic.twitter.com/ozEg4GSRhs- The Kid got her 1st choice for Summer Reading: Susan Patron's THE HIGHER POWER OF LUCKY! ("DIBS!" on it next!) @MattPhelanDraws @SimonKIDS
- @AmeDyckman @StephanieRuble When I was 4, a goat knocked me down in the petting zoo and ate the ponytail holders and ribbons from my hair.
- *LAUGHING* A cow tried to eat my hair once, @JenAnsbach @StephanieRuble! True story!
- @StephanieRuble @AmeDyckman I’m a huge fan of cows. I fell in love w a beautiful Holstein at the county fair years ago & became vegetarian.
@JenAnsbach @AmeDyckman Thank you! Moo :)- @StephanieRuble @AmeDyckman I like your cow face, too. :)
- @JenAnsbach @AmeDyckman You're welcome! Thanks for the suggestion; it was fun to draw :)
- I WANT YOUR ARMADILLO ON MY BOWLING TEAM, @StephanieRuble! (Um, that I'm gonna start. Now that I know a strike-rollin' armadillo.) :)
- You should totally draw armadillos bowling, @StephanieRuble!
Cool friend sent this ice cube tray that makes robot-shaped cubes! Am I gonna put one in Bot's oil? AFFIRMATIVE! :) pic.twitter.com/juDLdomPDz- HA, @couchmine! You do NOT wanna hear me sing! (Makes the beagle next door howl!) Thanks again for the fun interview ?s, @KIDLIT411! :)
