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Wed, Feb 20 2013 12:45:50

Popehat (and co.) v. troll

The only way to win is to utilize elliptical logic and a barely-there grasp on legal terminology and the English language.

  1. Popehat
    Popehat@Popehat
    I'd like to be contacted by On Press Inc., but I have too much self-respect to tweet banal moody-tween pseudo-poetry. Conundrum!
    Tue, Feb 19 2013 20:00:29
  2. goodreverend
    Adam Steinbaugh@goodreverend
    “If only our tongues were made of glass; how much more careful we would be when we speak…” -- hey OnPress, @Popehat wants to talk.
    Tue, Feb 19 2013 20:01:31
  3. Popehat
    Popehat@Popehat
    Hey, On Press Inc. @OnsJht -- anyone there willing to be interviewed on a story?
    Tue, Feb 19 2013 20:03:44
  4. Popehat
    Popehat@Popehat
    Also, On Press Inc., @OnsJht, in what state are you incorporated? Are you the CA or OH On Press Inc.?
    Tue, Feb 19 2013 20:04:14
  5. Popehat
    Popehat@Popehat
    Also, On Press Inc., @OnsJht, are you represented by counsel who might be willing to comment on your legal threats?
    Tue, Feb 19 2013 20:04:42
  6. Popehat
    Popehat@Popehat
    Also, On Press Inc., @OnsJht, is it your position that you are a "division of Knopf"?
    Tue, Feb 19 2013 20:06:31
  7. OnsJht
    On Press Inc@OnsJht
    @goodreverend @Popehat You've already lost.
    Tue, Feb 19 2013 20:08:02
  8. OnsJht
    On Press Inc@OnsJht
    @Popehat your internet ranting amounts to nothing millions of people known love Shane's work around the world.
    Tue, Feb 19 2013 20:08:53
  9. goodreverend
    Adam Steinbaugh@goodreverend
    @OnsJht @popehat I didn't know we were playing a game. Are we playing dress-up?
    Tue, Feb 19 2013 20:09:22
  10. OnsJht
    On Press Inc@OnsJht
    @Popehat also Shane has many famous friends the filmmaker John Waters for one. Who've known Shane for decades
    Tue, Feb 19 2013 20:09:48
  11. Popehat
    Popehat@Popehat
    .@OnsJht Shit. No way to tell if it's On Press or a parody of On Press. Sort of like Poe's law for illiterate trolls.
    Tue, Feb 19 2013 20:09:55
  12. OnsJht
    On Press Inc@OnsJht
    @Popehat Your some deeb with a tweeter account. There's a whole world out there that doesn't pay you any mind.
    Tue, Feb 19 2013 20:10:43
  13. goodreverend
    Adam Steinbaugh@goodreverend
    @OnsJht @popehat deeb? Is that like a Saab?
    Tue, Feb 19 2013 20:12:03
  14. OnsJht
    On Press Inc@OnsJht
    @Popehat you live in a small world. the only people who pay attention to your nonsense is yourselves everyone else thinks nut jobs.
    Tue, Feb 19 2013 20:12:22
  15. OnsJht
    On Press Inc@OnsJht
    @Popehat we get hundreds of email everyday telling us what wacks you are.lol
    Tue, Feb 19 2013 20:12:49
  16. OnsJht
    On Press Inc@OnsJht
    @Popehat your irrelevant you don't matter. The real world goes on outside the internet.
    Tue, Feb 19 2013 20:13:16
  17. OnsJht
    On Press Inc@OnsJht
    @Popehat your live in a very small insular world. self deluded
    Tue, Feb 19 2013 20:13:40
  18. goodreverend
    Adam Steinbaugh@goodreverend
    @OnsJht @popehat says dude on Internet
    Tue, Feb 19 2013 20:13:48
  19. OnsJht
    On Press Inc@OnsJht
    @Popehat google Tongues Made of Glass and see how many postings there are of it. worldwide
    Tue, Feb 19 2013 20:14:27
  20. goodreverend
    Adam Steinbaugh@goodreverend
    Tens! RT @OnsJht: @Popehat google Tongues Made of Glass and see how many postings there are of it. worldwide
    Tue, Feb 19 2013 20:15:09
  21. OnsJht
    On Press Inc@OnsJht
    @Popehat your just a dork with no power except some twitter account.
    Tue, Feb 19 2013 20:15:06
  22. tclancy
    Tom Clancy@tclancy
    @Popehat @OnsJht that's it, I'm making an ee cummings twitter threat bot.
    Tue, Feb 19 2013 20:17:41
  23. OnsJht
    On Press Inc@OnsJht
    @goodreverend @Popehat Please Google Tongues Made of Glass and Shaun Shane. !!!!!!!!!
    Tue, Feb 19 2013 20:18:17
  24. OnsJht
    On Press Inc@OnsJht
    @Popehat spelling mistakes,lol. is that all you got. we talk to a least 10 people at a time when we moniter the Twitter feeds and don't have
    Tue, Feb 19 2013 20:20:48
  25. OnsJht
    On Press Inc@OnsJht
    @Popehat an irrelvant conversation like this one to you. you are minor in relation to our concerns
    Tue, Feb 19 2013 20:21:38

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