As a nation, we have rejected the idea of the 'quiet carriage', whatever that is.

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  1. @FGW are crinkle cut crisps allowed in the quiet carriage? They are very loud.
  2. @rahulaintnotwit Hi Rahul. Nothing wrong with eating in the quiet carriage. We do ask that people keep noise to a minimum though. -Ollie
  3. I just told off a Vietnamese lady for talking loudly on the phone in the quiet carriage. Everyone applauded me. #citizenoftheyear
  4. Train delayed for 20 mins owing to one passenger assaulting another. The reason?Victim was using a phone in the Quiet Carriage #manicmonday
  5. My ringtone -- a succession of clips of Arthur telling Merlin to shut up -- has just gone off in a quiet train carriage. Slightly awkward.
  6. BAM! Somebody just got a row for talking over zealously in the quiet carriage. #furiousengland
  7. Does being in the quiet carriage mean no dancing?
  8. Am in Quiet Carriage with some heedlessly chattering passengers. Boo. But hurray! Man opposite is twitching with latent fury... #avertseyes
  9. To the incredibly fat man snoring very loudly in the quiet carriage on my train this evening: YOU WILL BE REMEMBERED
  10. I accidentally took a call in the quiet carriage !!! My Lord, you'd think I'd just lit a fag, the quiet zone costapo, she not nice lady :(
  11. I understand you speak a different language dear. But you are sitting in the quiet carriage so SHUT THE HELL UP! #publictransport
  12. What asshole parents sit on the quiet carriage with their kid and play eye spy. The answer is untweetable.
  13. Headache. The family in this 'quiet carriage' - earth mother, passive father, three raucous children with loud ringtones - aren't helping.
  14. Also just realised I'm on the quiet carriage, guess ill have to apologise for all my loud singing...SHHH!
  15. Some man walking round the quiet carriage in his track suit, air max 95s and a can of carlsberg. #twatoftheyear
  16. Looks like I'm sharing a quiet carriage with that one person who feels the need to spend the entire train ride choosing a new ringtone.
  17. Munching from a bag of mixed nuts in the quiet carriage #deathstares
  18. My phone has a sense of humour; it's rung 11 times in the half hour I have been in the quiet carriage!
  19. Cheeky man told us to be quiet because we're on the quiet carriage. Fuk dis shit
  20. Man answers mobile, “Sorry mate can’t talk for long, I’m in the Quiet Carriage.” Hmm, not sure that’s quite how it works.
  21. Bunch of guys on the train seeing how loud they can be in the quiet carriage. At least they are trying it barber shop quartet style...
  22. I love my singing birthday balloon but when it went off on the train home, on my own, in a quiet carriage, it was sliiiightly awkward.
  23. Carrying a McDonalds and lead on by a panting pitbull w diamonique collar, the scrunchied blond scans the Quiet Carriage.
  24. Cannot be dealing with this no quiet carriage bullshit!

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'That guy from the Camden New Journal...' Vanessa Feltz, BBC London, July 2011.

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