Grammar is easy, / and haiku is easy, too. / Go tweet about it.
Entrants in the 2013 National Grammar Day Tweeted Haiku Contest. If you don't see yours on the list, or if you're not on Twitter, send your entry to [email protected]
at, in, on, by, for // relating time or place - // lakeshore pebbles #grammarday @editormark's contest: ow.ly/i6hwz
I could not care less/if you're using "decimate"/to mean "massively reduce." #grammarday #haiku
Yeah, you can eat shoots - But shoot leaves leave you hungry - For better grammar. #grammarday @EditorMark
I am an error/And I will reveal myself/After you press send #grammarday #haikucontest- Dear yoga teacher:/If you say "lay down" once more,/I'll hurt you. No lie. #grammarday
I love new words, but / 'irregardless' and 'conver / sate' still make me cringe. #grammarday #marchforth
"I before e" rule / and a warm wind in winter: / lies, all goddamned lies. #grammarday
I don't think it's fair/To have a haiku contest/Writers don't do math #grammarday
The Twitterers led / down garden path sentences / those forced to reread. #GrammarDay- “Step into awesome” / says Hooters. Just more proof that / nounifying’s hot. #grammarday
- John stood up and left / just after he resigned / his apartment lease. #GrammarDay #GardenPathHaiku
Tweeters' lack of space,/ time and energy will kill/ the Oxford Comma #grammarday @EditorMark's haiku contest sfy.co/bEzu- John, while Jim had "had" / had "had had"; "had had" had had / way too many "had"'s #GrammarDay
“Exactly the same” / is exactly the same as / “the same,” don’t you see? #grammarday- @davidmarsh then tweets: "My haiku rhymes with one tweeted at exactly the same moment by @Dottyeyes. They sound rather nice consecutively."
Snow falling gently / and silently as writers / committing typos #grammarday #haikus- Fish fish fish fish fish / Tautologies make for some / quite boring haiku / #GrammarDay
- Should we celebrate / a set of rules that license / some set of strings L ? #GrammarDay #ActuallyADefinitionForGrammar
While at school, I learned // from/with/per/up grammar that // prepositions suck. #grammarday
