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The Rise and Fall of Fathom Butterfly: Part 1

Selections from Fathom Butterfly's "Memoir in Tweets" selected for the Twitter fiction Festival.

  1. I was plastered across newsstands. In England I sold as many mags & rags as L.Taylor or B.Bardot. twitpic.com/bh3aqh
  2. I was a beauty queen, showgirl, B-movie star & w/a little peccadillo almost brought down the Prime Minister. twitpic.com/bh3fly
  3. When England threw me to the dogs—my American adventures began. twitpic.com/bh3gff
  4. I’d been out of the public eye for ages until @joshgosfield tracked me down.
  5. Josh showed up at my home w/a big box of me—every film poster, tabloid & advert of my life. twitpic.com/bh3bhb
  6. Josh is the sort of loony obsessive with a thing for the past. He knows more about my life than I do.
  7. When Josh said, “Write your story.” I said, “Who’d give a monkey’s about my life?”
  8. He said, “You’ve lived an extraordinary life with the kinds of adventures people don't have anymore.”
  9. Josh also said, “Maybe some book publisher will pay you for it.”
  10. When I took ill & needed the money, I stopped saying no.
  11. Most write their memoirs the proper way—in paragraphs and pages.
  12. But Josh said “You’re too sick & don't have enough time. Talk to me & I’ll Tweet it into the phone.”
  13. Not at all sure what Tweeting is—but I’ll give it a bash.
  14. I’ll prattle from my bed & Josh will pick out the good parts & peck them into his phone.
  15. I was born in '40. The Blitz came. The bombs fell. Parents were told. “Ship your children out of London!”
  16. My Mum dropped me at the vicarage in Eversham w/Rev.Cox, wife Dora & a dozen other young cast offs.
  17. Deprivation? We had bugger all. But we didn't even know what we missed.
  18. When the air raid sirens sounded the Buzz Bombs would be dropping & we dove into the shelters.
  19. Mr. Graves from the pub grumbled, “If your name’s on it you'll get it wherever you are!”
  20. I slept in The Vicar’s wife’s bed. One night a terrific BOOM woke us all.
  21. We looked out the hole where a window had been. Fireballs shot out of the munitions plant.
  22. Then…VE Day! Church bells rang! Lights went back on! End of the bloody war!
  23. Streets filled w/mad celebration & out came all the food that'd been hoarded during wartime.
  24. We stuffed ourselves with biscuits, sweets, canned peaches, cocoa, jellies & cakes.

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