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Sun, Jan 29 2012 16:33:12

First Chap Hop Twitterfight

This was an impromptu twitterfight that emerged between myself and my new twitter arch-nemesis Daveed Gartenstein-Ross.

  1. DaveedGR
    D. Gartenstein-Ross@DaveedGR
    Putting on my writing trousers. bit.ly/xFqIJN
    Sat, Jan 28 2012 18:50:02
  2. JimmySky
    James Skylar Gerrond@JimmySky
    I'll need to borrow those trousers tomorrow, kind sir. RT @DaveedGR: Putting on my writing trousers. bit.ly/xFqIJN
    Sat, Jan 28 2012 19:10:20
  3. DaveedGR
    D. Gartenstein-Ross@DaveedGR
    @JimmySky Good sir, I do not lend other men my prized trousers. You have gotten my dander up, and I shall not forget this slight. Good day.
    Sat, Jan 28 2012 19:14:04
  4. JimmySky
    James Skylar Gerrond@JimmySky
    @DaveedGR my dear kind sir / please excuse the slight / it was not my intention to start this fight
    Sat, Jan 28 2012 19:21:18
  5. JimmySky
    James Skylar Gerrond@JimmySky
    @DaveedGR ...I was simply pointing out that there is writing to do / and in my responsibility I never eschew...
    Sat, Jan 28 2012 19:22:29
  6. JimmySky
    James Skylar Gerrond@JimmySky
    @DaveedGR ...if you chose not to lend me the trousers of writing / you best be prepared to don the trousers of FIGHTING!
    Sat, Jan 28 2012 19:23:13
  7. caidid
    Caitlin Fitz Gerald@caidid
    @JimmySky That. Was. Awesome. @DaveedGR
    Sat, Jan 28 2012 18:50:02
  8. JimmySky
    James Skylar Gerrond@JimmySky
    @caidid @daveedgr [drops mic]
    Sat, Jan 28 2012 18:50:02
  9. DaveedGR
    DaveedGR@
    @JimmySky You could never wear my trousers, I doubt they would fit / and even if you wore them, you lack the requisite wit... @caidid
    Sat, Jan 28 2012 18:50:02
  10. DaveedGR
    D. Gartenstein-Ross@DaveedGR
    @JimmySky ... writing like mine takes decades of practice / you can't become a real writer through a simple trousers fracas ... @caidid
    Sat, Jan 28 2012 18:50:02
  11. DaveedGR
    D. Gartenstein-Ross@DaveedGR
    @JimmySky ... I'll wear my fighting trousers if I must / but I'll bring my nunchucks and trump your lonely fisticuffs. @caidid
    Sat, Jan 28 2012 18:50:02
  12. JimmySky
    James Skylar Gerrond@JimmySky
    @DaveedGR You'll have to excuse the brief delay / It was bedtime for Creep and Kid A.
    Sat, Jan 28 2012 18:50:02
  13. JimmySky
    James Skylar Gerrond@JimmySky
    @DaveedGR I apologize if you didn't catch the implication / but I was I was throttling you between acts of domestication
    Sat, Jan 28 2012 18:50:02
  14. DaveedGR
    D. Gartenstein-Ross@DaveedGR
    @JimmySky The implication was unclear, as it was poorly stated / that's why any diss track by you is clearly ill fated ...
    Sat, Jan 28 2012 18:50:02
  15. DaveedGR
    D. Gartenstein-Ross@DaveedGR
    @JimmySky ... spitting gentleman rhymes when you think I won't answer back / then blaming your KIDS? That's colloquially known as wack ...
    Sat, Jan 28 2012 18:50:02
  16. DaveedGR
    D. Gartenstein-Ross@DaveedGR
    @JimmySky ... Dear sir, I've ruined your career, rep, and friends / I expect to see my magnificent victory in Twitter's top trends.
    Sat, Jan 28 2012 18:50:02
  17. DaveedGR
    D. Gartenstein-Ross@DaveedGR
    @JimmySky [drops mike EMPHATICALLY.]
    Sat, Jan 28 2012 18:50:02
  18. JimmySky
    James Skylar Gerrond@JimmySky
    @DaveedGR In the interest of allowing your continued respiration / I must anon to domestic cohabitation...
    Sat, Jan 28 2012 18:50:02
  19. JimmySky
    James Skylar Gerrond@JimmySky
    @DaveedGR ...we can continue this kerfluffle in the very future / I will have a doctor for you ready to mend and suture.
    Sat, Jan 28 2012 18:50:02
  20. DaveedGR
    D. Gartenstein-Ross@DaveedGR
    @JimmySky I could kick your derriere as you retreat, but won't to be graceful / none of your weak rhymes have come close to tasteful...
    Sat, Jan 28 2012 18:50:02
  21. DaveedGR
    D. Gartenstein-Ross@DaveedGR
    @JimmySky ... you set foot on my stage thinking you were the smartest / then got ruined by a true chap hop artist. #victory
    Sat, Jan 28 2012 18:50:02

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