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Wed, Mar 07 2012 04:07:13

#jonathanfranzenhates

  1. tim_laq
    Tim Laquintano@tim_laq
    #jonathanfranzenhates hipsters who gave thick black glasses a bad name
    Tue, Mar 06 2012 16:50:31
  2. MonicaCMiller
    Monica Miller@MonicaCMiller
    Apparently, #jonathanfranzenhates semaphore, too.
    Tue, Mar 06 2012 22:20:11
  3. JonCG_novelist
    J Courtenay Grimwood@JonCG_novelist
    #JonathanFranzenHates Raindrops on roses & whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles & warm woolen mittens. Also anything under 250k words
    Tue, Mar 06 2012 10:28:37
  4. DrewSGoodman
    Drew Goodman@DrewSGoodman
    #jonathanfranzenhates cameras. Real pictures should be painted.
    Tue, Mar 06 2012 08:46:28
  5. myronthewriter
    Myron Manns@myronthewriter
    What Franzen likes: when we prove him right by tweeting vacuous statements about what he hates. #JonathanFranzenHates
    Tue, Mar 06 2012 17:59:36
  6. yesjessica
    Jessica Thompson@yesjessica
    #JonathanFranzenhates the moon. Its light is unspeakably dishonest and no more than a reflection.
    Tue, Mar 06 2012 20:33:25
  7. damiengwalter
    Damien Walter@damiengwalter
    #JonathanFranzenHates cats drinking inefficiently from taps fragg.me/video/cat-drin…
    Tue, Mar 06 2012 08:24:22

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