Unqweezz! #TzingaNC

Questions & the Top 3 answers out of thousands.

  1. Welcome to the Unkweezz. 10 Madcap Qs. Wackiest & the funniest answer wins. Prizes from @Tzinga includes movie tckts. Begins in 5. Plz RT
  2. Q1. A woman in Bihar sold her kid for Rs 62, Why didn't Sonia sell her son? #TzingaNightChargers
  3. And the Top 3 Answers:- 
  4. @GabbbarSingh: Rahul Gandhi was sold. But Mamata got this transaction rolled back. #TzingaNC
  5. @GabbbarSingh Rahul recently turned 42. You don't sell the answer to life, universe and everything in between. #TzingaNightChargers
  6. Q2: What would have happened if an Android would have fallen on Newton's head? #TzingaNC
  7. @GabbbarSingh he still would have discovered gravity, but Steve Jobs would have sued him for patents & copyright violations. #TzingaNC
  8. @GabbbarSingh Nokia would have sued Newton for patent violation since Gravity runs only on Symbian phones. #TzingaNC
  9. @GabbbarSingh #TzingaNC We would have Newton working on improving battery life rather than inventing gravity.
  10. Q3. As you can see, they are promoting Facebook with (2+2+2) 6 likes, Why don't they promote Twitter? http://pic.twitter.com/ig68mURM
  11. @GabbbarSingh Because love on twitter is not promoted to the naked eye, rather hidden behind the walls of DM. #TzingaNC
  12. @GabbbarSingh they have already covered with placards what they should show in DP to get followers #TzingaNC
  13. @GabbbarSingh Yes. SMJ can cure AIDS. Aamir's Income Deficiency Syndrome. #TzingaNC
  14. @GabbbarSingh Yes, because people cannot get one minute of privacy to make love now. Aamir is watching. #TzingaNC yfrog.com/kkbyqfpj
  15. @GabbbarSingh Satyamev Jayate is written below our national emblem - four lions doing an ass-to-ass. How can it ever cure AIDS? :P
  16. So #TzingaNC trending Nationally at #3. @Tzinga. Last question coming up soon. Closing this q in 5 mins. Phaast!
  17. Q5: Facebook, Twitter & Orkut enter a bar, see a beautiful girl sitting What's thr pick-up line, choose anyone & write theirs #TzingaNC
  18. @gabbbarsingh twitter: i have a short tool (160 characters only, unlike orkut and fb) but i am ACTIVE all day long. Let us trend together!
  19. @GabbbarSingh Apna face-book se hataiye or-kutiya jaisa aasan mein humse pyaar kariye. Arre! Koi chhua nahi hai ka? - Twitter #TzingaNC
  20. Q6: U want to stay up late night to catch the morning show, u drink Red Bull, whch costs 85 Rs, mov tckts wrth 60. What do u do? #TzingaNC

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