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DJ Hyphen On Flavor of the Month Rappers and the Major Labels That "Love" Them

With the recent signing of current "buzzworthy" rapper Trinidad James, Seattle's own DJ Hyphen takes to Twitter to intelligently vent about the questionable business decisions and motives of today's music machine.

  1. anytime you can sign the worst MC you can find, with 10 months of rapping and a song 2 weeks away from being played out, you gotta do it
  2. He's of course talking about Trinidad James and "All Gold Everything," by the way.  News broke on the early afternoon of December 12, 2012 that he had signed with the historic Def Jam Records.  Unconfirmed rumors have been floating that numbers were somewhere around the $2 million mark.

  3. that's just the kind of sound business investment you're used to seeing from the always economically shrewd music industry
  4. in related news, Def Jam signed my friend's cat, the handful of broken chips at the bottom of your Doritos bag, and a rapping iguana.
  5. Lee Huffman chimed in with some truth...
  6. @DJHyphen Let’s not forget that while this fuckery is taking place there’s now a market for independent artists that didn’t exist before.
  7. @DJHyphen The whole reason majors are making these moves is because they’re grasping for straws while being surrounded by cats killing them.
  8. And DJ Hyphen then proceeds to put the pedal to the metal...
  9. worst part about awful rappers getting signed is that it just makes more people think they can rap. Rapping is a skill. Not everyone has it.
  10. you shouldn't sign a someone off the street to play in the NBA, just so you can be entertained by how awful he is. That's not a good product
  11. Def Jam (Trinidad), Interscope (Keef), Columbia (Kreayshawn), even Mad Decent (Riff Raff) etc. should be ashamed of themselves.
  12. stop trying to cut corners & have short term financial success w/artists you know are jokes or fads. Invest in the music & it will repay you
  13. and the people at these labels are friends of mine. they're smart people. some even like music. some. they're just doing this all wrong.
  14. god forbid you sign artists you think are musically talented and will make worthwhile artistic contributions to the world.
  15. the most frustrating part of all of this is that good music CAN sell. Frank Ocean, Kendrick Lamar, and Macklemore show what's possible.
  16. and that's just in the last few months. "new" artists that broke to the mainstream with quality music/messages and are commercially viable
  17. but the labels still think it's too risky and that appealing to the lowest common denominator will give them more surefire success
  18. it's like how Hollywood realized you can make shitty horror movies for small budgets and almost always flip them for slight profits
  19. labels try the same thing, not realizing the one hit wonder model they're adopting is poisoning their foundation and the entire industry
  20. there will always be one hit wonders and people out for a quick buck, but the major labels shouldn't be pushing this if they want to live
  21. labels are sinking in quicksand & instead of staying calm & figuring out how to save themselves, they're signing Trinidad James & Chief Keef
  22. they're people with bills just trying to keep their jobs, so it makes sense, but the more they struggle, the quicker they sink
  23. take 2 steps back (investing in finding the right artists) to take 10 forward (caking off longevity for artists like Adele, Frank, etc.)
  24. think about that. Def Jam took money they made off Frank Ocean and invested it into Trinidad James. And they're surprised they're dying?

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