18 top tweets about Manti Te'o's nonexistent girlfriend

Twitter had plenty of jokes about the Notre Dame football star Manti Te'o controversy. Allegedly, Te'o was duped into an online relationship with a woman who died of leukemia. Most say the woman doesn't exist. Is your head spinning yet? Keep reading.

  1. AJ McCarron's girlfriend will be featured in an SI Swimsuit issue. Manti Te'o's girlfriend will be featured on Myth Busters.
  2. Obama & Manti Te'o went to the Punahou School. Obama had composite gfs. Te'o a fake one. Trump has people looking into it in HI right now.
  3. Manti Te'o just changed his Facebook status to 'its complicated'
  4. Manti Te'o just changed his Twitter bio from YOLO to YOLO?
  5. So Manti Te'o made up a fake girlfriend. That's nothing. The #Jets made up a fake QB and started him for 4 years.
  6. I heard that Brent Musburger is looking to join Twitter just so he can slobber over Manti Te'o's girlfriend.
  7. The good news is Manti Te'o's girlfriend didn't die. His E-Harmony subscription ended.
  8. BREAKING: Manti Te'o admits: "Yes, it was a hoax. I did it in response to a radical 30-second film about Islam."
  9. Things that don't exist: Manti Te'o's girlfriend, Lance Armstrong's left testicle, a clean pro cyclist, Lakers' title hopes, Drake's talent.
  10. On the bright side for Manti Te'o, his relationship was probably better than any Taylor Swift has had.
  11. That awkward moment when you realize Manti Te'o's GF DOES actually exist; you just have to sing the State Farm jingle to see her.
  12. It turns out Manti Te'o had another college girlfriend named Fawn Leibowitz who died in a kiln explosion while making him a pot
  13. Arizona Cardinals FB claims to have met Manti Te'o's girlfriend, also says he saw Santa putting presents under the tree 3 weeks ago.
  14. Manti Te'o's attempted tackles during the BCS championship game very similar to attempted hugs to his longtime GF
  15. After hearing about this Manti Te'o story, I should really start watching who I meet on ChristianMingle.com
  16. "I wrote 'Sad-Eyed Lady of the Lowlands' about Manti Te'o's girlfriend." -- Bob Dylan
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