Cindy Hval's Friday Funnies

Tweets to tickle the funny bone. Unless you hate being tickled-- hen these are just mildly amusing tweets. Check out my Front Porch column in the Spokesman Review newspaper. http://www.spokesman.com/staff/cindy-hval/

  1. Everything you need to know about Twitter Part 1.
  2. Still disappointed that MT doesn't mean Monster Tweet.
  3. Wait. It doesn't??!! #ItDoesNow @CindyHval: Still disappointed that MT doesn't mean Monster Tweet.
  4. @CindyHval @Jocelynistic That means some of your tweets can be good MTs & some can be bad MTs. :)
  5. .@CadChica @Jocelynistic Wrong. There are no bad MTs, just misunderstood Mts.
  6. .@CadChica @Jocelynistic Personally, I'm going to climb every MT.
  7. Twitter Part 2: Secrets
  8. Pssst. We can tell when you're using scheduled tweets and not actually interacting. But we can be bribed. #Twitter #secrets
  9. Twitter Part 3: FAKE!
  10. Twitter. Where everybody knows your fake name.
  11. .@SwtSouthernGuy Damn. I'm supposed to have a fake name? Nobody tells me these things.
  12. @CindyHval @swtsouthernguy Oh Cindy, yeah.... We meant to say something about that. Lol.
  13. .@SwtSouthernGuy @ms_oblivious Okay. I just want everyone to know Cindy Hval is my fake Twitter name. And fake byline. And Facebook account.
  14. My complete Oscar coverage
  15. RT @jjsaldana I just pulled out the champagne, margarita, wine, and martini glasses. Almost ready for tomorrow. #Oscars/ Now that's a party!
  16. Hate to break it to you, but I won't be live-tweeting the #Oscars on account of I am writing #epicprose on #deadline.
  17. Reason #2 I won't be live-tweeting the #Oscars; Severe red carpet allergy.
  18. Reason #3 I won't be live-tweeting the #Oscars; I don't have a thing to wear!
  19. Reason #4 I won't be live-tweeting the #Oscars, @TedInJest replaced all my tweeting ink with invisible ink.
  20. Reason #5 I won't be live-tweeting the #Oscars. I'd much rather watch the #AmazingRace and I don't know how to DVR anything.
  21. Reason #6 I won't be live-tweeting the #Oscars: @MatthewModine wasn't nominated for anything.` #DarkKnightRisesRippedOff
  22. Next year it will be our turn!

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Cindy Hval

Writer of newspaper columns, articles and facebook status updates. Mom of 4 sons, wife of 1 husband, owned by 2 cats. Finishing first book: War Bonds

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