1. Tomorrow, Todd Akin explains that legitimate murders don’t cause death.
  2. A doctor just told Todd Akin that for people who are legitimately stupid, the body politic has a way of shutting them down.
  3. I wonder if Joe Biden sent Todd Akin a thank you note.
  4. RT @BenariLee: Dear Todd Akin: You know what a woman's body CAN actually block? You from getting elected to the Senate. Legitimately.
  5. [P] “To be fair: vaginas are creepy, mysterious, yucky things filled with dark magic. So what I said was at least plausible.” - @ToddAkin
  6. remember yesterday when no one knew who Todd Akin was?
  7. I'm going to assume Todd Akin has never been penetrated by a penis. It's the type of thing you have to experience to understand.#akinbiology
  8. Representative Todd Akin claims you can never get AIDS from unprotected sex as long as you click your heels together 3 times afterwards.
  9. Todd Akin meant to say that if you're a legitimate moron the body will find a way to shut down your chance at winning an election.

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