Bobcats vs Wizards rap battle

CardboardGerald and daCPlanet face off for sports honor

  1. @CardboardGerald ha thats a good one man. "Byron Mullens tosses shots and misses dozens. watching the bobcats is like kissing your cousins"
  2. @daCPlanet "why's washington getting beat, look who's startin // shard lewis, vesely and cartier martin"
  3. @CardboardGerald "the bobcats are so bad it amazes. but its cool because they'll draft anthony davis.. oh wait shit..."
  4. @daCPlanet "It doesn't matter to them, offense or defense // javale mcgee can't even tell the difference."
  5. @CardboardGerald this songs just gonna be us dissing each other back and forth and then the end theres just loud crying noises
  6. @daCPlanet "ya done flipped Flip but who cares in the end // ya team's still f***in' with Randy Wittman"
  7. @CardboardGerald Othyus Jeffers started a game in 10-11 i can't even diss back i'm crying
  8. @daCPlanet "Brian Cook. Brian Cook. Brian Cook. // Can't think of a diss, but that'll leave ya shook."
  9. @daCPlanet "Edwin Ubiles? Hamady N'Diaye? who the eff is that? // No way they're worst than Andray Blatche"
  10. @CardboardGerald "alright dog, i'ma drop you soon.// desagna diop. jamario moon."
  11. @daCPlanet "Ernie Grunfeld, where's your mind at? // can't you see Trevor Ariza getting his s*** packed?"
  12. @CardboardGerald I love two things: basketball and spaghetti.// God hates 2 things: the Bobcats and Corey Maggette"
  13. @daCPlanet "i'm a killer in the twitter game f*** what ya heard // every john wall jump shot looks like a turd"
  14. @CardboardGerald "dont step to me sir Cardboard, because your rhymes whack//i got more rhymes than years left in Tyrus' Thomas contract"
  15. @daCPlanet "I've heard of you Dac, but if you share your planet with jannero pargo // i'm callin obama and we gonna set up a trade embargo"

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