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Wed, Feb 13 2013 15:02:21

Crysis Friendzoned me :(

And now I am sad.

  1. Carachan1
    Cara Ellison@Carachan1
    "Accidentally embroiled in brouhaha" should be my middle name
    Wed, Feb 13 2013 11:54:50
  2. Carachan1
    Cara Ellison@Carachan1
    I feel nothing with regard to Crysis games apart from woah holy shit this looks real now what do I do im confused oh PRETTY where now what
    Wed, Feb 13 2013 12:22:33
  3. Crysis
    Crysis@Crysis
    @Carachan1 The Nanovisor might help you out with a confusing brouhaha. No promises on embroiled brouhahas, though.
    Wed, Feb 13 2013 13:01:52
  4. Carachan1
    Cara Ellison@Carachan1
    The @crysis official twitter feed is giving me life advice about brouhahas. GONNA NEED MORE THAN A NANOTHINGY DUDE
    Wed, Feb 13 2013 13:50:57
  5. Carachan1
    Cara Ellison@Carachan1
    Nanothinger. Nanowotsit. Nanonononono....yes?
    Wed, Feb 13 2013 13:51:47
  6. Crysis
    Crysis@Crysis
    @Carachan1 Only gaming suggestions! Unfortunately, we're not authorized to speak in regards to IRL brouhahas, hubbubs, and ructions.
    Wed, Feb 13 2013 14:12:29
  7. Carachan1
    Cara Ellison@Carachan1
    @Crysis or like, hustle and bustle
    Wed, Feb 13 2013 14:17:17
  8. Crysis
    Crysis@Crysis
    @Carachan1 Oh, definitely not. There are very particular hullabaloos we can advise on, but not the sort of IRL hurly burly you inferred.
    Wed, Feb 13 2013 14:22:01
  9. Carachan1
    Cara Ellison@Carachan1
    @Crysis Crysis are you flirting with me
    Wed, Feb 13 2013 14:21:26
  10. Crysis
    Crysis@Crysis
    @Carachan1 Nanot really, but we do treasure your friendship and hope you are enjoying the game!
    Wed, Feb 13 2013 14:23:56
  11. Carachan1
    Cara Ellison@Carachan1
    @Crysis I can't believe you Friendzoned me Crysis
    Wed, Feb 13 2013 14:24:50

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Assistant producer, @rockpapershot / @PC_Gamer / @TeamUnwinnable contributor, the Maureen Corley of games.

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