1. Before the event, the stars made sure they looked their best.
  2. Photo: Sally did indeed know how to tie a bow tie! I thought she would. #Oscars on.fb.me/Xzy95Y
  3. Occasional talking dog/bear Seth MacFarlane was the night's host, and he kicked off the event with a monologue and an off-color song about cleavage. 
  4. Wow, this song managed to make TWITTER uncomfortably silent #oscars2013
  5. Can we rewind time and hire Quvenzhane Wallis to host these? -H #Oscars
  6. Seth MacFarlane has so far been way funnier than anyone on twitter. #oscars
  7. The award for least popular MacFarlane joke went to a bit about the Lincoln assassination.
  8. The event itself, actors and Hollywood were also popular targets.
  9. This is the kind of show typically interrupted by a PBS pledge drive. #Oscars
  10. "If we don't live stream the Oscars, maybe people will forget about the internet and we can go back to VHS" -Hollywood
  11. In LIFE OF PI 2: STILL DRIFTIN', the kid and tiger get stranded on a Carnival cruise ship overflowing with human feces. #OscarsWithJoel
  12. OK OSCARS I'LL TELL YOU ABU AHMED'S REAL NAME
  13. But Twitter was also capable of love, mostly for talented women who can sing.
  14. Is this were the Singing Hunger Games, Jennifer Hudson would advance to the Octagon Round with Shirley Bassey. #sorryCatherine #Oscars
  15. I will fight anybody who snarks Barbra Streisand.
  16. Time for Adele, winner for rhyming Skyfall with crumble. #oscar
  17. Then there was the hair...

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