1. Hayes has spent his suspension filming "Turd Rock from the Sun"
  2. To be fair, everybody poops. Not everybody, however, poops in a stairwell and then walks home wearing only a garbage bag.
  3. On the second day of Christmas Kevin Hayes gave to BC: Two Turdle Doves, and he did not even think to wipey.
  4. Kevin Hayes' favorite football player? Deuce McAllister
  5. When asked about what should be done to punish Hayes, York replied, "Depends."
  6. Hey @BUPoops, what's your take on the Kevin Hayes situation? What's the proper etiquette on pooping in a stairwell?
  7. Kevin Hayes' favorite Aerosmith song? "Deuces are Wild"
  8. BREAKING: Following his suspension, Kevin Hayes will be changing his number to "2"
  9. Kevin Hayes is the kind of person who would shit his pants and then donate them to Goodwill
  10. BREAKING: Jerry York's reaction upon first being notified about #Poopgate was photographed! http://pic.twitter.com/paxsKFOV5U
  11. Thanks to Kevin Hayes about 25 of my last tweets have been about poop. Holy shit.
  12. Twitter was made for poop jokes. Kevin Hayes was made for Twitter.

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