"Can't Hurry Love" - the LiveTweets

  1. I really REALLY hate prequel couples who won't go away or are too gooey. And we have TWO couples in this book. #CantHurryLove
  2. We don't need to know how perfectly happy they are - because it's boring and we know it already!
  3. Worse - lovey dovey prequel couples are all nosy matchmakers. Kill me now. #CantHurryLove
  4. Because Heaven forbid our siblings don't share our Exact Values and Goals! Clearly they must all secretly want marriage and babies, too!
  5. Oh good lord, hero and heroine eloped 10 years ago, now hate each other but NEVER got a divorce?! What? WHAT? #CantHurryLove
  6. This really makes no sense. Laziness or "stubbornness" doesn't even begin to cover it. So they just never dated other people? Or they dated and slept with other people EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE MARRIED? This never was a problem for them? EVER?
  7. I like this author, but this storyline is insulting contrived and manipulative. #CantHurryLove
  8. Oh great, hero is controlling and patronizing. Delightful. #CantHurryLove
  9. "Oh baby, tell me how much better you could run my life!" 
  10. This book is crazy irritating. Which of course means I have to read every word and livetweet it. #CantHurryLove
  11. Psychic powers out of nowhere. You gotta be kidding me. #CantHurryLove
  12. Because you can't come up with a solution to the trilogy-spanning mystery so WHY THE HELL NOT?
  13. Stop referencing the heroine's "Italian emotion." Once is enough. We GET it. #CantHurryLove
  14. This book is filling me with Canadian emotion. Canadians can feel anger, too!
  15. @IsobelCarr this romance over explains the cold-hero-fiery-heroine dynamic TO DEATH #CantHurryLove
  16. Great. The secondary romance heroine is a baby bird victim martyr who doesn't believe she's pretty. Blargh. #CantHurryLove
  17. Because only sluts believe they're pretty.
  18. Sorry, but if a guy I'm dating punches another dude for touching me, that's unacceptable. Not romantic. #CantHurryLove
  19. Hero just slugged another dude for "touching his woman." Platonically. Enjoy the assault charges, asshole! #CantHurryLove
  20. I really wish dudes would call each other out for hitting each other in the face for No Damn Reason.
  21. Heroine, you miraculously putting up with hero's abusive behaviour isn't a sign of True Love. Seek help. #CantHurryLove
  22. In the novel, she frequently mentions how "if anyone else had treated her like that" she would have packed her bags. If it's abusive asshole behaviour from a stranger - it's still abusive asshole behaviour from your husband. 
  23. @mektastic I also find it unsettling how violent the hero is since the secondary heroine is a victim of domestic violence.
  24. Hitting an innocent woman because you can't control yourself = NOT OKAY. Hitting an innocent man because you can't control yourself = SUPER HEROIC MANTIGER SEXYTIMES. What??

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