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Fri, Feb 17 2012 02:48:42

The Boiler Man Odyssey

by Michael Legge

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    Michael Legge@michaellegge
    The boiler man is back! I've been helping him all day but now he's asked me to stand over here.
    Mon, Feb 13 2012 04:58:24
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    Michael Legge@michaellegge
    Boiler man said he doesn't mind me singing to him that much but no more love ballads.
    Mon, Feb 13 2012 05:21:05
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    Michael Legge@michaellegge
    Hmm. He doesn't like Sex Machine by James Brown either.
    Mon, Feb 13 2012 05:22:58
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    Michael Legge@michaellegge
    Boiler man said he might let me do my audition speech to him if there's time later but he's fucking trying to fit a fucking boiler, mate.
    Mon, Feb 13 2012 05:29:12
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    Michael Legge@michaellegge
    Boiler man doesn't like getting his hair brushed. He's gone outside for a cigarette.
    Mon, Feb 13 2012 05:33:54
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    Michael Legge@michaellegge
    Boiler man can't name all 11 Doctors because he doesn't know, he doesn't care and he's fucking busy.
    Mon, Feb 13 2012 05:58:16
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    Michael Legge@michaellegge
    Boiler man not impressed that I have Jimmy Carr's old phone number.
    Mon, Feb 13 2012 06:31:34
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    Michael Legge@michaellegge
    Boiler man hasn't laughed once at Curse Sir Walter Raleigh. Don't think he knows who Hunter is.
    Mon, Feb 13 2012 06:51:14
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    Michael Legge@michaellegge
    Boiler man really happy with the matching crowns I made for me and him. "Just what I fucking wanted". V happy!!
    Mon, Feb 13 2012 06:57:42
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    Michael Legge@michaellegge
    "I Know a Song That Will Get On Your Nerves" seems to have upset the Boiler Man. He just shouted in the garden.
    Mon, Feb 13 2012 07:08:38
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    Michael Legge@michaellegge
    Boiler Man is having fun! RT @boilerman He's doing impressions of the characters from Monkey now.
    Mon, Feb 13 2012 07:19:31
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    Michael Legge@michaellegge
    Boiler Man has definitely noticed my kimono.
    Mon, Feb 13 2012 07:25:51
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    Michael Legge@michaellegge
    Boiler Man stopped Kissy-Time & is going early but he's clearly confident in my abilities. "You can fit this fucking boiler yourself".
    Mon, Feb 13 2012 07:32:25
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    Michael Legge@michaellegge
    The boiler man is back.
    Tue, Feb 14 2012 00:31:18
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    Michael Legge@michaellegge
    The boiler man says he's already done yoga this morning and doesn't want any leg warmers. Weird. He felt stressed when I spooned him.
    Tue, Feb 14 2012 00:45:26
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    Michael Legge@michaellegge
    The boiler man is being really nice to me. Said I'm louder than his "fucking drill". Sweet.
    Tue, Feb 14 2012 01:01:17
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    Michael Legge@michaellegge
    The boiler man said he wishes I was as far away as possible. New Zealand? I could do with a holiday, sweet man.
    Tue, Feb 14 2012 01:31:00
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    Michael Legge@michaellegge
    The boiler man is crap at singing Row Row Row Your Boat in a round. He just stands and stares. I'm way ahead of him.
    Tue, Feb 14 2012 01:38:49
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    Michael Legge@michaellegge
    The boiler man is "not a fucking ramp, you annoying fuckwit". Putting Evel Knievel toy away now.
    Tue, Feb 14 2012 02:08:26
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    Michael Legge@michaellegge
    Boiler Man watched a minute of my new ventriloquist act, Boiler Nan. He sort of laughed until she made a move on him. He's smoking again.
    Tue, Feb 14 2012 05:30:28
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    Michael Legge@michaellegge
    Boiler Man and I are playing Who Can Name All The Wombles The Fastest? I took 6 seconds. It's his turn. 18 minutes and he hasn't named one.
    Tue, Feb 14 2012 06:29:43
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    Michael Legge@michaellegge
    The boiler man is here!
    Wed, Feb 15 2012 03:28:09
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    Michael Legge@michaellegge
    The Boiler Man has listened to 4 episodes of Precious Little today. Or as much of it as I could remember anyway.
    Wed, Feb 15 2012 04:23:22
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    Michael Legge@michaellegge
    Boiler man is clumsy but very sweet. He says he's sorry for breaking the fridge, kicking the washing machine and for coming here.
    Wed, Feb 15 2012 04:24:58
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    Michael Legge@michaellegge
    Boiler man doesn't want to get into a serious jazz session because he's busy and I can't play bass no matter how hard or long I try.
    Wed, Feb 15 2012 04:29:29

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